Reading smut while one of your flatmates is singing religious music in the next room
Selfie Saturday with myself (left) and Claire (right) at a Hawaiian themed birthday party today!
Actual professional adults Lana Parrilla, Josh Dallas & Jennifer Morrison.
"You guys go back a ways?"
"Not really. A few months. We have nothing in common. Couldn’t be more different."
i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis
got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”
Taking SwanQueen prompts for fanfics. Anything you have ever wanted to read? Send in your ideas!
isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”